For all your "Where is Joshua Paul Salmons?" needs, SNS provides you with up-to-date goings-on from the front-ish lines of the Global Struggle Against Violent Extremism

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

More on the hammer bit

So I was asked to go into a little more detail about this whole hammer/tent stakes thing.

We use huge dome tents, called "Drash Tents." I dunno what Drash stands for, but it's something mind-blowingly important, I'm sure.

Basically the Drash system consists of a series of geodesic dome modules that are propped up and velcroed together to form whatever configuration the unit needs. The domes are nicknamed A, B, C, or D domes, based on size (something to do with breasts, I'm told).

They are a lot easier to put up than the old slab-sided tents, and we get to use an enourmous rubber bladder (see previous post) to prop up the middle of the dome, and then stake down the sides to anchor it in place.

A call came down to see if we possessed all the parts for these tents, so we broke out the Drash trailers with all the components and began throwing them together.

After an hour of unfolding and bladder-inflating, the order came down to anchor the edges of the dome. You know, to see if gravity and geometry were still true, and if the tent would indeed stand on its own.

Thus the pounding of the stakes.

Here are some images captured by the ol' trusty cell phone camera.


*Tunk* *tunk* *tunk* *tunk* The stubborn concrete yeilds little ground to the tent stakes. We must crush this new enemy!Posted by Picasa


Here is the reaction of the Salemonz to the whole situation. Yikes.Posted by Picasa


This is a typical setup at the beloved motor pool. Four people work, while 10-20 watch. But the rub is that any more than four people working would just get in the way...so it's not like they're being lazy, it's just that there isn't enough work to go around. Yet, we wait. Posted by Picasa

###

3 Comments:

Blogger Apples said...

It's all very cavemannish/Mark Burnett-Survivor-like, isn't it? Four people hammer, the rest of the group watch, instead of making themselves useful elsewhere. What happens if the hammer breaks, or the pegs don't go into the concrete?

Disarray!

6:38 PM

 
Blogger salemonz said...

Yeah, when that happens, we grab our weapons and shoot something. Pretty standard, really.

7:01 PM

 
Blogger brogonzo said...

Rockin' the soft cap. At least that rocks.

10:36 AM

 

Post a Comment

<< Home